So here are a few of my favourite things about being a Mum:
BEING A SUPERHERO: Who can dispel monsters with a single wave of her hand? Who can fix boo-boos with one magic kiss? Who can make everything okay with only a hug? Mummy can!! There’s no greater ego boost than being all-powerful.
BEING A GENIUS: From figuring out how to get the wheels back on the Animal Train, to knowing why butterflies like flowers, there’s no greater ego boost than knowing everything! As an aside, I think all Mums who have figured out how to assemble a cot, a motorised swing (fondly referred to as the Neglectomatic around here), fold down a new-fangled stroller and stop the musical keyboard from being stuck in a mind-warping loop of “Mumma’s Little Bubby Likes Shortnin’ Shortnin’” deserves an honorary engineering degree.
REDISCOVERING MY INNER CHILD: Sitting on the floor making a Play-Doh village, dressing up dolls, dancing like a maniac to Hi-5, blowing bubbles in the backyard... never had so much fun!!
Ha ha, yup nice rack Selma!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely definitely! All.of.the above. Especially the first two!
ReplyDeleteNice one! ROFL at breastfeeding boobs! :D But yeah, I've had friends complain how they hated the aftermath...losing those breastfeeding boobs! :P
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha. Look at those boobs. I feel the same and I'm not even breastfeeding anymore. I got fitted on the weekend, and I've gone up to an E! Argh.
ReplyDeleteLoving your blog. Thanks for visiting mine. x
lol I was lucky, small to start with, they've gone back down to one size bigger than the original version, still look ok in a singlet top (except for the tuckshop arms I now have, but that's a different matter!!)
ReplyDeleteAll that work & I never even got the great boobs to go with it. Typical!
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