2. You can please some of the people all the time, and even all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all the people all the time.
3. You need to make very clear to husbands that the ‘no metal in the microwave’ rule also applies to alfoil.
4. You cannot control what people do, even the things that make you crazy, but you can control how you react to them.
5. Everyone you feel envious of has things in their life you would never wish for.
6. Be DAMNED careful what you wish for.
7. Money won’t make you happy, but a lack of money sure as hell doesn’t either.
8. You will always, always, always run into ex-boyfriends, high school crushes and potential employers when you look like crap. I’ve done all three, and I think I was wearing the same pair of sweats for all three!
9. Ironically, shampoo stains carpet, and doesn’t clean it. It will also foam to roughly the size of Uluru if you try and clean it up using a wet cloth.
10. Some days are just shitty.
11. Some days, just smelling your daughter’s hair, damp from the bath as she snuggles up for a cuddle, can make a shitty day disappear and your heart smile.