Thank God I don't have to schlep all the way down to the hospital anymore, if I see one more pregnant teenager smoking on the sidewalk, I might think I've moved to Inala.
Actually, through thorough and exhaustive socio-economic studies, I have compiled a detailed list to help people identify whether or not they may be... a bogan. (For international readers, a bogan is the Australian equivalent of a redneck, a yobbo, a chav, white-trash etc., etc.)
Are you ready? It's quite comprehensive, so go grab a cuppa or something. Ready? Okay.
You are a bogan if...
... you live in Tweed Heads.
Glad your dad is much improved. I hope you don't have to chop his hands off. That sounds messy. Just lay some plastic down underneath his chair first if it comes to that.ReplyDelete
Yep, that drives me nuts too seeing pregnant teenagers smoking. Glad your dad is on the mend.ReplyDelete
Glad to hear your dad is home and doing well. Hope he manages to keep off the fags....ReplyDelete
Super pleased to hear the good news.ReplyDelete
You still crack me up regularly, thank you! :)
Well, I am assuming that's the equivalent of saying Alabama. ;-)ReplyDelete