I can picture it now....
Abbott: "Righto Bob, we're about to meet the press to talk about road safety and how the Government is doing a shite job and they need me to keep them safe."
Bob the Driver: "Yes
Abbott: "Well, go ahead and get Ted the truckie on the walkie talkie, we need to co-ordinate it so he hits the skids right after all the journos fire up their cameras to catch us arriving".
Oh, it's a terrible burden being this jaded and cynical.. ;o)
totally
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate when the media insults your intelligence?
ReplyDeleteOK I will have to admit I have no clue who Tony Abbott is but apparently he needed some attention. What would have sucked was if the truck had gone a little bit farther then planned, whooopsie... even the best laid plans can go terribly awry in the blink of an eye
ReplyDelete...I don't know...I think jaded and cynical opens up a whole new humor perspective.
ReplyDeleteOR I'm just a bit warped...
You ARE a cynic!
ReplyDeleteThe "near-miss" was the cartoon today in a Sydney paper with the caption ...
ReplyDelete"It was just a coincidence that Tony Abbot chose to wear the brown budgie smugglers today"
or words to that effect.
Somebody has to do it... ;-)
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